She turned to the sunlight And shook her yellow head, And whispered to her neighbor: "Winter is dead.

And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.

If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.

Nowhere can I think so happily as in a train.

Gone out. Backson. Busy backson.