I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

Some people care too much. I think it's called love.

Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

When I was young, we always had mornings like this.