But Piglet is so small that he slips into a pocket, where it is very comfortable to feel him when you are not quite sure whether twice seven is twelve or twenty-two.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

We can’t all and some of us don’t. That’s all there is to it.

To her- Hand in hand we come Christopher Robin and I To lay this book in your lap. Say you're surprised? Say you like it? Say it's just what you wanted? Because it's yours- because we love you.

What I like doing best is Nothing.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.