When you are pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen, brush the honey off your nose and spruce yourself up as best you can, so as to look Ready for Anything.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

Friendship," said Christopher Robin, "is a very comforting thing to have.

When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last, "what's the first thing you say to yourself?" "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh. "What do you say, Piglet?" "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet. Pooh nodded thoughtfully. "It's the same thing," he said.

What distinguishes Cambridge from Oxford, broadly speaking, is that nobody who has been to Cambridge feels impelled to write about it.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

How long does getting thin take?