The difficulty in the way of writing a children's play is that Barrie was born too soon. Many people must have felt the same about Shakespeare. We who came later have no chance. What fun to have been Adam, and to have had the whole world of plots and jokes and stories at one's disposal.

Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

One does not argue about The Wind in the Willows.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.

I just wanted to be sure of you.

Well,” said Owl, “the customary procedure in such cases is as follows.” “What does Crustimoney Proseedcake mean?” said Pooh. “For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.

If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.