The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.
We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see
The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?
I was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't anymore.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
Food is a subject of conversation more spiritually refreshing even than the weather, for the number of possible remarks about the weather is limited, whereas of food you can talk on and on and on.