Pooh," said Rabbit kindly, "you haven't any brain." "I know," said Pooh humbly.

Piglet was so excited at the idea of being Useful that he forgot to be frightened any more, and when Rabbit went on to say that Kangas were only Fierce during the winter months, being at other times of an Affectionate Disposition, he could hardly sit still, he was so eager to begin being useful at once.

That's what Tiggers do best!

Piglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Winnie the Pooh: "You don't spell it...you feel it."

Be sure to put the knocker fairly low on your door in case a very small friend drops by.

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.