A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
What distinguishes Cambridge from Oxford, broadly speaking, is that nobody who has been to Cambridge feels impelled to write about it.
It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.
I was walking along looking for somebody, and then suddenly I wasn't anymore.
For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.
Tell the innocent visitor from another world that two people were killed at Serajevo, and that the best that Europe could do about it was to kill eleven million more.