Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.

On Wednesday, when the sky is blue, and I have nothing else to do, I sometimes wonder if it's true That who is what and what is who." - Winnie-the-Pooh

If possible, try to find a way to come downstairs that doesn't involve going bump, bump, bump, on the back of your head.

That's right," said Eeyore. "Sing. Umty-tiddly, umty-too. Here we go gathering Nuts and May. Enjoy yourself." "I am," said Pooh.

When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.

You never can tell with bees.