Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.

Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.

It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.

When you are pretty sure that an Adventure is going to happen, brush the honey off your nose and spruce yourself up as best you can, so as to look Ready for Anything.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.