And really, it wasn’t much good having anything exciting like floods, if you couldn’t share them with somebody.

When stuck in the river, it is best to dive and swim to the bank yourself before someone drops a large stone on your chest in an attempt to hoosh you there.

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.

Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing

Piglet opened the letter box and climbed in. Then, having untied himself, he began to squeeze into the slit, through which in the old days when front doors were front doors, many an unexpected letter than WOL had written to himself, had come slipping.

The things that make me different are the things that make me.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.