Any day spent with you is my favorite day. So today is my new favorite day.

Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human nature.

Oh Tigger, where are your manners?" "I don’t know, but I bet they’re having more fun than I am.

It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conversation.

Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.