One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

Life is so much friendlier with two.

I don’t feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh. "There there," said Piglet. "I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.

If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that he has a small piece of fluff in his ear.

Come, come, come. Without a monster or two it's not a quest, merely a gaggle of friends wandering about.

I suppose this is the reason why diaries are so rarely kept nowadays- that nothing ever happens to anybody.