For I am a bear of very little brain, and long words bother me.

Eeyore, the old grey donkey, stood by the side of the stream and looked at himself in the water. "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."

There must be somebody there, because somebody must have said "Nobody.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

It is a terrible thing for an author to have a lot of people running about his book without any invitation from him at all.

I do remember, and then when I try to remember, I forget.

I found a little beetle, so that beetle was his name