The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.

For one person who dreams of making fifty thousand pounds, a hundred people dream of being left fifty thousand pounds.

A Proper Tea is much nicer than a Very Nearly Tea, which is one you forget about afterwards.

Promise you won't forget me, ever. Not even when I'm a hundred.

The spring has sprung, the grass is rizz. I wonder where them birdies is?

Forever isn't long at all, Christopher, as long as I'm with you.

If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.