There's the South Pole, said Christopher Robin, and I expect there's an East Pole and a West Pole, though people don't like talking about them.

If people ask me, I always tell them: "Quite well, thank you, I'm very glad to say." If people ask me, I always answer, "Quite well, thank you, how are you today?" I always answer, I always tell them, If they ask me Politely... BUT SOMETIMES I wish That they wouldn't

That's what Tiggers do best!

It's snowing still," said Eeyore gloomily. "So it is." "And freezing." "Is it?" "Yes," said Eeyore. "However," he said, brightening up a little, "we haven't had an earthquake lately.

A pipe in the mouth makes it clear that there has been no mistake-you are undoubtedly a man.

We'll be friends until forever, just you wait and see

When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.