We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet. Even longer,' Pooh answered.

I suppose that by this time they had finished their dressing. Roger Scurvilegs tells us nothing on such important matters; no doubt from modesty. "Next morning they rose," he says, and disappoints us of a picture of Udo brushing his hair.

Owl hasn't exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things.

When late morning rolls around and you're feeling a bit out of sorts, don't worry; you're probably just a little eleven o'clockish.

Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.

The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written; it has emptied more churches than all the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle and golf course.

I did know once, only I've sort of forgotten.