I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It's like, it's really bad. It's like Paula-Deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut bad. So I now move around as much as possible.

In trying to avoid one sin I've committed another.

Plus, in one of his e-mails, the guy said he didn't like pancakes. What kind of asshole doesn't like pancakes?

I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

I thought religion would make me live with my head in the clouds, but as often as not, it grounds me in this world.

One of the interesting things to me is that God grows throughout the Old Testament. He evolves, sort of matures, and becomes kinder.

Behavior shapes emotions.