Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

There is a healthy American newspaper tradition of not taking yourself seriously It is the story you must take that way... And if you do take yourself seriously, according to this sound convention, you are supposed to do your best not to let anyone else know about it. (Like bed-wetting.)

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.

The country's present supply of foreign news depends largely on how best a number of dry goods merchants in New York think they can sell underwear.

If the first requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite, the second is to put in your apprenticeship as a feeder when you have enough money to pay the check but not enough to produce indifference of the total.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.