The world isn't going backward, if you can just stay young enough to remember what it was really like when you were really young.

I met a keen observer who gave me a tip: 'If you run across a restaurant where you often see priests eating with priests, or sporting girls with sporting girls, you may be confident that it is good. Those are two classes of people who like to eat well and get their money's worth.'

Last week, I had to offer my publisher a bottle that was far too good for him simply because there was nothing between the insulting and the superlative.

The country's present supply of foreign news depends largely on how best a number of dry goods merchants in New York think they can sell underwear.

I can write better than anyone who can write faster.

The world isn't going backward, if you can just stay young enough to remember what it was really like when you were really young.

Inconsiderate to the last, Josef Stalin, a man who never had to meet a deadline, had the bad taste to die in installments.