People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.

Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.

There is no concept more generally cherished by publishers than that of the Undeserving Poor.

If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs

The primary requisite for writing well about food is a good appetite. Without this, it is impossible to accumulate, within the allotted span, enough experience of eating to have anything worth setting down.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

A city with one newspaper... is like a man with one eye, and often the eye is glass.