A city with one newspaper... is like a man with one eye, and often the eye is glass.

If there is any way you can get colder than you do when you sleep in a bedding roll on the ground in a tent in southern Tunisia two hours before dawn, I don't know about it.

No ascetic can be considered reliably sane.

I had an attack of the gout two days before pulling out, and I went limping off to the war instead of coming limping back from it.

There is no concept more generally cherished by publishers than that of the Undeserving Poor.

The function of the press in society is to inform, but its role in society is to make money.

Cynicism is often the shamefaced product of inexperience.