Keep your head up and be patient.

My crotch is like scrambled eggs

Love for me is innocence, honesty, compassion, trust, loyalty, a gentle summer breeze, sunshine, a great cuddle.

I can't stress how much my daughter is an inspiration to stay sober. When I come home and she opens those big blue eyes at me, it's the most amazing feeling I could ever feel.

A dear friend of mine once told me that the only way around is through. I now live by this.

I shop more than most women.

But people who really know me, know that I am not a bad boy at heart I am a big teddy bear.