Death should take more care with his paperwork.
Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.
It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone.
He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.
All coincidences are Odd. That's what makes them coincidences.
Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.