Death should take more care with his paperwork.

Reality is like a fruitcake; pretty enough to look at but with all sorts of nasty things lurking just beneath the surface.

I believe it was the great ogre philosopher Gary who observed that complexity is, generally speaking, an illusion of conscious desire. All things exist in as simple a form as necessity dictates. When a thing is labeled 'complex,' that's just a roundabout way of saying you're not observant enough to understand it.

It was one thing to hide away from the world. It was quite another to discover the world didn't miss you when you were gone.

He gives me the hairy eyeball, and asks me to help him find his pancreas.

Because life is complicated and difficult. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't truly lived.

Terrible errors are rarely made all at once. Usually they are performed one small misstep at a time.