No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

No, General. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence. -General Wedge Antilles

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me!" [hopping up to stand in his seat] "Elassar Targon, master of the universe, reporting for duty!" "I withdraw my objection.

The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.