The analysis of the thing is not the thing itself.

The principle of Sturgeon's Razor states that the simplest answer to any problem is 90% crap

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

No one pays me to be nice.

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.

When all else fails, complicate matters

The good thing about being Dr. Frankenstein is that you can always make new friends.