The chief difference between horror fans and science fiction fans lies in why they won't walk backwards. A horror fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll be knifed by a madman. A science fiction fan won't walk backwards because he knows he'll step on the cat.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

When all else fails, complicate matters

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

At which time the repulsor puts out its final effort and slows you down so you crash quite slowly into the surface." "Crash." "Quite slowly." Face & Luke

Luke, I don't want to discourage your curiosity, but I have to remind you, if something goes wrong, this is an exceptionally embarassing way to die." Mara