Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

I marked their location in case Kell wanted to blow them up or something.” “I don’t have to blow up everything I see. I just like to.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

I was years older than you when I became an ambassador for the first time. Remember that, Tycho? How did we get through that assignment, anyway?” “Pretty much, we opened fire on everyone who disagreed with us.” Wedge nodded and turned to his daughter. “When all else fails, just do that.

Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)