Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.
Definition of 'Free': You pay for it whether or not you elect to receive it.
Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.
Any sufficiently badly-written science is indistinguishable from magic.
Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.
And unlike the rest of you, he hasn’t yet time to ruin his career or his mind." "Then he won’t do. Send him home. Get us another lunatic." "Excuse me!" [hopping up to stand in his seat] "Elassar Targon, master of the universe, reporting for duty!" "I withdraw my objection.