Ennui and lethargy are waging a war inside me.

There are times when the end justifies the means. But when you build an argument based on a whole series of such times, you may find that you've constructed an entire philosophy of evil." --Luke Skywalker

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

Obviously a fake Kyp. You distract him. I'll shoot him under the table." Han (to Leia)

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.