Fame is not your friend. It ain't necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.

Voting really doesn't mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it's kind of a sham.

And I'm not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.

When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.

When the news is slow, or when there's just so many other responsibilities bearing down on me that I don't have the time to do it right, that's when it gets frustrating. As an artist, you just don't wanna put bad work out. So when you have to do it seven days a week, you're just gonna have some bad days and bad weeks and bad months and bad years.

I don't want the news to be patriotic. I don't want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don't want any of that.

I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there's so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I'm dead serious.