Decisions are made by those who show up.

We live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

Perhaps something like Facebook couldn't have been invented by somebody who goes out five nights a week and has a ton of friends and makes friends really easily.

It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

If I get an idea for a series that I really like, I'm sure I won't be able to resist coming back and doing it.

Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

Toby Zeigler: There's literally no one in the world I don't hate right now.