Never argue with a drunk or a fool.

The first step in solving any problem is recognizing there is one - America is not the greatest country in the world anymore.

Just to clarify the division of labor on the show, I write the show and Alan [Poul] does everything else.

Only criminals and adulterers should have to hide who they are.

An artist’s job is to captivate… if we stumble into truth, we got lucky.

If you feel that strongly about something, you have an obligation to try and change my mind.

I don’t believe there are two sides to every argument. I think the facts are the center. And watching the news abandon the facts in favor of “fairness” is what’s troubling to me.