We live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns.

It seems to me that more and more we've come to expect less and less from each other, and I think that should change.

I'm not interested in the difference between good and bad, I'm interested in the differences between good and great.

Mrs. Landingham, does the President have free time this morning? The President has nothing but free time, Toby. Right now he's in the residence eating Cheerios and enjoying Regis and Kathie Lee. Should I get him for you? Sarcasm's a disturbing thing coming from a woman of your age, Mrs. Landingham. What age would that be, Toby? Late twenties? Atta boy.

This is a time for serious people, Bob, and your fifteen minutes are up.

If you can socialize from the privacy of your desk at night in a dark room, you can be a smoother, cooler, funnier, sexy, more everything person than you actually are in real life.

The stuff that I write doesn't work very well as background music. You have to watch it from beginning to end and pay attention as if you were watching a play.