Samantha Bee said to me when I first started on the "Daily Show", she was like no - there is no - the only way you'll learn this job is by doing this job.

Indian culture is essentially much more of a we culture. It's a communal culture where you do what's best for the community - you procreate.

It's an organic thing that I try not to analyze too much, because I worry that it will go away.

I know the Gospel according to Mark better than I know any sura in the Quran.

In some ways for many years I was off the hook.When my niece was born after that their attention was focused on that and she did that. You know, that was in our family that's what she did. I went off and chased this dream and this career that very other few people in our, you know, in my family, but even culturally were doing.

Statistically there is enough voter fraud to sway zero elections.

I said we are Ghodratis and there's nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.