The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.

The first duty of a revolutionist is to get away with it. The second duty is to eat breakfast. I ain't going.

I believe in compulsory cannibalism. If people were forced to eat what they killed, there would be no more wars.

It's going to be a combination Scopes trial, revolution in the streets, Woodstock Festival and People's Park, all rolled into one.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

I learned one thing; you never do anything for fame or money. You only do things 'cause they're fun or good. If you can combine the two at the same time, you can make a contribution to the world and have a lot of happiness.

Peace is a very complicated concept. When the lion gobbles up the lamb and wipes his lips, then there's peace. Well, I ain't for that peace at all.