I learned one thing; you never do anything for fame or money. You only do things 'cause they're fun or good. If you can combine the two at the same time, you can make a contribution to the world and have a lot of happiness.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

It's going to be a combination Scopes trial, revolution in the streets, Woodstock Festival and People's Park, all rolled into one.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

The work that the kids saw around them was so odious, so boring, so worthless that they came to regard WORK as the only dirty four-letter word in the English language.

Fantasy is the only truth.