Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it.

It's too late. We can't win, they've gotten too powerful.

You measure a democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.

Usually when you ask somebody in college why they are there, they'll tell you it's to get an education. The truth of it is, they are there to get the degree so that they can get ahead in the rat race. Too many college radicals are two-timing punks. The only reason you should be in college is to destroy it.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

The idea that media is there to educate us, or to inform us, is ridiculous because that's about tenth or eleventh on their list.

Maintain a sense of humor. People who take themselves too seriously are power-crazy. If they win it will be haircuts for all. Beware of power freaks.