Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.

I think the authors of that notable instrument [the Declaration of Independence] intended to include all men.

His argument is as thin as the homeopathic soup that was made by oiling the shadow of a pigeon that had been starved to death.

What are you gonna do for a face when the baboon wants his ass back?

When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind, unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and a true maxim, that 'a drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.'

The Autocrat of all the Russias will resign his crown, and proclaim his subjects free republicans sooner than will our American masters voluntarily give up their slaves.

The land-grant university system is being built on behalf of the people, who have invested in these public universities their hopes, their support, and their confidence.