Teach economy. That is one of the first and highest virtues. It begins with saving money.

Liquor may have its defenders, but it has no defense.

Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers.

You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.

I believe the Bible is the best gift God has ever given to man.

The Union is much older than the Constitution. It was formed in fact, by the Articles of Association in 1774. It was matured and continued by the Declaration of Independence in 1776.

And I do further recommend to my fellow-citizens aforesaid, that on that occasion they do reverently humble themselves in the dust, and from thence offer up penitent and fervent prayers and supplications to the great Disposer of events for a return of the inestimable blessings of peace, union, and harmony throughout the land which it has pleased him to assign as a dwelling-place for ourselves and for our posterity throughout all generations.