I always like to tell a story.

Men look like pandas when they try and put make-up on.

Prison's a walk in the park compared with being sectioned, mate, it really is.

I could be religious, if they sang the hymns to disco.

Mile high club, it's got its ups and downs.

I watched Picasso visit the Planet of the Apes, as the masters rot on walls and the angels eat the grapes.

I have suffered from depression for most of my life. It is an illness.