You can't control the audience. When you're on the air and they're not coming to the party, it's time to shut down the party.

It's great to be able to pretend you're tough but funny at the same time.

I'm no Leonardo DiCaprio.

You get a sense of how the show works and then let your personality take over.

This is advice I would give to any young actor - if you go into a room with anybody and you come in with a positive attitude and a place of love, and you truly do love what you're doing, then the negative energy doesn't even get into the room. You just have to prepare, and then go in and be the best you that you can be, and you'll either get the job or you won't.

If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?