I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
You can't control the audience. When you're on the air and they're not coming to the party, it's time to shut down the party.
I'm not much of a jokester.
My wife asks me, when I get home from auditions, if they asked how tall I am. And if I say "Yes," then she says, "Okay, you didn't get that job."
My heroes are the camera crew and the electricians. They work such long hours.