If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".

A lot of the television industry is so cookie-cutter. In general, there are so many shows that are easy and bland to watch. You can tune in at any time and know exactly where you are in the story arc because it's pretty much the same every week.

I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.

I was involved with drama departments since the 5th grade. I played at it. It was an escape.

What hard evidence is there that Obama doesn't want ebola in America?

You can't control the audience. When you're on the air and they're not coming to the party, it's time to shut down the party.

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat ya with until you realize who's in ruttin' command here!