I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

I feel like Hollywood is a big high school again. Seriously, Ashton Kutcher is the prom king.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

I like to always have humour in whatever I do.

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.

You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.