And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.

And in a world without heroes, as the movie trailer voice-over guy might say, the slightly awkward can be slightly cool.

If I don't direct a movie at some point, I've failed personally.