You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.

Okay, using the dreaded middle name is not the best way to forge a bond.

It's bad writing, however naturalistic it's written, that's where you have to do your best acting.

My best jokes are so cheap. All I do is say things sarcastically.

Any time you end a relationship, and everyone has ended plenty in their life, it's always a tough thing and hard to get over.

I am super-proud to have a sort of famous character in my background that if you're a certain age, he was probably a part of your youth. I think that's pretty cool.

I started drinking Scotch just to be a man.