You know, you're a great barbecuetionist.

There's no conversation more boring than talking about what it's really like to live in Newport and how the show compares to the real thing. I just don't care.

I worry that I can come off smarmy. I wonder if I was listening to myself if I'd want to kick my own ass.

I'm a fake intellectual.

It's bad writing, however naturalistic it's written, that's where you have to do your best acting.

I wish I came from a more pure place. I don't have something to say from the bottom of my soul. I just know how to take stuff I like and repackage it in a slightly different way.

I love movie-making. I'm interested in writing and directing, and I've dabbled, but I haven't done anything I care to brag about. Yet.