My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good - stop.'

I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.

Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'