Writing is the process of finding something to distract you from writing, and of all the helpful distractions - adultery, alcohol and acedia, all of which aided our writing fathers - none can equal the Internet.

Wit and puns aren't just décor in the mind; they're essential signs that the mind knows it's on, recognizes its own software, can spot the bugs in its own program.

I think that we're always drawn - particularly sophisticated people - are always drawn to the idea of simplicity.

I don't miss the obligation to be opinionated, but I do regret the chance to share a joy.

I think I'm more intensely opinionated when I speak; more agreeably balanced when I write.

After all, spinning is its own reward. There wouldn't be carousels if it weren't so.

Fanaticism comes in as many flavors as there are human beings.