Taylor Swift is super charming. Damn you Swift.

Music was a way of rebelling against the whole rah-rah high school thing.

Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.

Let's face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.

I play in a band, I write songs, I sing, you know, perform on stage.

I’m doing pretty well. If you don’t get married, you can’t get divorced. Why couldn’t we learn from the devastatingly low percentage of successful marriages that our last generation went through?

I hate flying. Know why? Because no one really understands how planes actually work.