Hey, bro...So there's like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

Yoga takes what you have and molds and sculpts it, which is a much more natural way to look and feel.

Shakira is a new friend, but I love her dearly already. She's so sweet and adorable and hilarious.

That's not true. I did not have sexual intercourse with Lindsay Lohan. ... A lot of people probably did, I don't know, [but I did not].

I play in a band, I write songs, I sing, you know, perform on stage.

I do believe that I deserve what I have. I don't think I'm entitled to it. That's a big difference.